Gojyo: Where the hell does that worldly monk get off saying we should do something like karaoke?

 

Hakkai: It's really overdoing it, isn't it?

 

Goku: Not only that, he's not that good at it.

 

Hakkai:  That's because he's a monk.  He's more used to outbursts of scolding.

 

Gojyo:  Is that what it is?  Has he never talked into a microphone before or something?

 

Goku:  Uwaa!

 

Gojyo: What?

 

Goku:  Sanzo just stuck his little finger out!

 

Gojyo:  Don't look. 

 

Hakkai: That's the first step of immaturity, Goku.

 

Goku: Uwak!! Now, his tongue!

 

Gojyo:  That's disgusting, isn't it...

 

Hakkai:  He really gets bad when he's drinking, doesn't he?

 

Goku:  Hey, did anyone enter the next number?

 

Gojyo:  Ah, crap.

 

Hakkai:  If things stay this way, Sanzo will enter the next number!

 

Gojyo: That's worse than dealing with youkai...

 

Goku:  Hakkai, sing!  You haven't sang anything!

 

Hakkai:  I'll pass.  That's not exactly my strongpoint.

 

Gojyo:  It's ok! It doesn't matter if you're good or bad in things like Karaoke.

 

Hakkai:  That said, I don't really know any songs...

 

Goku:  Anything is good.  What do you know, Enka?  (That's old style japanese songs, with the annoying warbling voices)

 

Gojyo:  huh?

 

Hakkai:  I know 'Donna Donna'....  (That's a jewish song, that crops up in japanese culture/anime pretty often, see Utena if you want to hear it... it's pretty monotonous)

 

Gojyo:  That's fine, Hakkai.

 

Goku:  Ah, Gojyo! Want to sing this with me?

 

Gojyo: What?

 

Goku:  Peace!

 

 

(Goku and Gojyo sing a bit of that song - highly amusing)

 

Hakkai:  (laughs) Whatever is good, but, Sanzo just finished singing!

 

Goku:  eh? lies!

 

(Claps, they all cheer and give responses encouraging Sanzo, saying things like "that's our sanzo!)

 

Sanzo:  hmph.  What the... The next one isn't entered yet... (enters next number)

 

Goku:  He's entering!  He's entering something!

 

Gojyo:  He has the numbers memorized!!

 

Hakkai: That's because he's a monk.

 

(Sanzo begins singing "GAME")

 

Gojyo:  I don't believe it. 

 

Hakkai:  The next one we'll really have to enter in preparation.

 

Goku:  That's true.  Ah... um... hey, where are you going, Hakkai?

 

Hakkai:  ah hah hah... it's nothing bad.  Can't I go to the restroom?

 

Gojyo:  You'd better come back.  You absolutely can't run away, Hakkai!!

 

(Phone rings.  No one answers immediately, since Hakkai's not there.)

 

Gojyo:  Ah, yeah yeah, what.  (picks up)  Hello?

 

Lady:  Your time is up.  Would you like to extend it?

 

Gojyo:  Ah, is it already that time?  Yeah, it's ok, we're done.

 

Sanzo:  We're extending.

 

Gojyo:  Ah! Wait a minute!  We'll extend.

 

Lady:  How long would you like to extend?

 

Gojyo:  Ah.... by 30 minutes.

 

Sanzo:  One hour!

 

Gojyo:  One hour it is!!

 

Goku:  Ahhh!!! SANZO IS REMOVING HIS CLOTHES!!!

 

Hakkai: That's because he's a monk....