Goku: Hey... are we still going?

Gojyo: HOw long has Jiipu been running? (TN:as in how long have we been traveling)

Sanzo: Be quiet and ride. All thanks to a starving monkey and a rutting Kappa-bastard. we're behind schedule. For now, before the day is over, we'll continue until the next town.

Gojyo: Isn't it too late to be saying things to piss us off?

Sanzo: Like I know.

(sound of jeep screeching)

Goku: UWaa!

Gojyo: Hey... isn't he driving a bit strangely?

Sanzo: Hey, Hakkai... what in the world...

(screeching of jeep)

Goku and Gojyo: Uwaaaaaaaaaa!

Sanzo: (TN: I *think* he's saying something along the lines of 'trying to kill us?' as he grabs the wheel... but it's garbled, so I could probably be wrong)

(screeching stops, and they gasp with relief)

Goku: You were driving! What's up, what the heck's wrong?

Hakkai: Ah... I'm sorry. I'm a little drowsy...

Gojyo: I thought we were going to die...

Hakkai: Sanzo, thank you so much... If you hadn't turned the steering wheel for me... It would have been really... dangerous... (tapers off into sleep and snoring)

Goku: He's sleeping again!

Gojyo: Uwa! First off (I can't understand what he's saying here - I think it's 'hit the breaks, onlooker', but I'm not sure)

(Hakkai mumbling in sleep and the car screeching)

Sanzo: Hey. Wake up!

Hakkai (sleepily): I'm ok... I'm awake...

Sanzo: If you are, then drive straight!!

Hakkai: Ah, I'm sorry. It's because while everyone else has been riding along as normal, drinking and eating and napping and reading their newspapers, I've been driving this whole time. I truly am sorry.

Sanzo: 'Ch. Are you critisizing us or apologizing to us?

(Hakkai snores)

Sanzo: Don't sleep!! (Smacks Hakkai with the halisen!!!)

Hakkai: Uwaa! (more bad driving)

Gojyo: Switch with someone, hey!

Goku: First of all, if we can't wake Hakkai up properly, we're all going to die!

Sanzo: We have no time for him to continue to rest!

(Hakkai babbling in sleep, can't figure out what he's saying)

Gojyo: This is just great. Hey, what we gonna do.

Goku: At times like this, we should sing!

Gojyo: SING?

Goku: Let's all sing together.

Sanzo: Are you sane, monkey?

Gojyo: Well, it does increase the oxygen to the brain and stuff like that...

Goku: Aren't I right?

Sanzo: Why all of us?

Goku: Well, Hakkai hasn't sung up until now...

Hakkai (in his sleep): Actually, I want to buy some flowers...

Gojyo: That's certainly true...

Goku: If we all sing, he'll hear our voices, and open his eyes.

Sanzo: And so?

Goku: Huh?

Sanzo: What will we sing?

Goku: Uwa, Sanzo, you'll really sing?

Sanzo: It's better then dying with you asses!

Gojyo: That's our line! --- well, what are we going to sing?

Goku: Ah... um...

(Hakkai mumbles in sleep, driving recklessly, and Sanzo cocks his gun at Hakkai's head)

Sanzo: Geh, WAKE UP!

Hakkai: (Gasps) Yes sir!

(Gojyo and Goku make sounds like they're thinking hand)

Sanzo: What, you guys?

Gojyo: Well... There's nothing that the four of us can sing robustly...

Goku: That's probably true...

Sanzo: Then forget it.

Gojyo: Then, simply, if we're gonna wake Hakkai up, let's try giving him some mustard or something?

Goku: If we did that, and put some mustard in his mouth, wouldn't we just crash quicker?

Hakkai: If you's like to, we can find out right now...

Goku and Gojyo: We were lying.

Sanzo: You've woken up really well, haven't you!

Gojyo: Hey, since you've woken up, why don't you switch with me and let me drive?

Goku: Ah, then, I wanna try driving too!

Gojyo: Idiot. (they get into a fight about it, trying to take over the steering wheel)

Hakkai: Uwaa! (sound of tires screeching again)

Gojyo: (He says stuff before this in arguement with Goku, but I can't understand it.) Get out of the way, monkey-baby (can also mean cunt)!

Goku: Ah, that's mean, you cockroach-kappa! I wanted to try it first!

Gojyo: Huh... Is this one the accellerator?

Goku: Hey, hey... can I hit this switch?

(Hits the switch, and the jeep accelerates, honking.)

Sanzo: Hey, you asses. Cut it out!

Gojyo: Wha... what's this? NOS? (TN: Nitrous oxide, used in street racing to give a major accelleration boost)

Goku: That seems interesting, let's try it!

Sanzo: Hey, you idiots!!

(They hit the nos)

Gojyo: Uooo, serious?

Goku: Kyaaa! Cool!! It's so fast!!

Gojyo: uooo, The steeringwheel's useless!

Sanzo: Hurry up and stop!!

Goku: It's no good, we can't hear what you're saying!!

Sanzo: hey, Hakkai, Switch back with them.

Hakkai: This dream I'm having is too much...

Gojyo: This is death!!

Goku: hahaha this is fun! Ah, there's a button here, too!

Sanzo: If you do anything else, I'm going to kill you, shitty monkey!!

(end)