(Sounds of Goku searching around... night)

Goku: Ah.... I'm BORED!

Hakkai: In this area, night comes quickly, doesn't it?

Sanzo: If that's so, hurry up and go to sleep.

Goku: So early, it's still 9pm!!

Gojyo: well, it's strangly peaceful in this place... well, since we're too bored, why don't we play a game of "Battles on the Mountain"?

Goku: What's "Battles on the Mountain"?

Gojyo: You don't know? It's a game that you play at co-ed parties!

Hakkai: We understand your adult life....

Gojyo: Huh? What did you say just now?

Goku: Co-ed parties?

Hakkai: It's Gojyo's favorite food.

Gojyo: Wrong, listen to what I'm saying! Thanks to this much-appreciated journey, I don't have time to go to co-ed parties!

Goku: Hey... what sort of game is it?

Hakkai: Let's see. If I were to say it simply, it's a game where you match words that have like rythems.

Goku: Ah....

Sanzo: You don't understand at all, do you.

Goku: Nope. But, let's play. If we play, I'll get it.

Hakkai: That's true. Then, why don't we begin with Gojyo.

Gojyo: (Takes breath) Battles on the mountain game!!

Hakkai: Yay!

Goku: huh?

Hakkai: That's what you do. Come on, You too, Goku.

Gojyo: (Clears throat) Battles on the mountain game!!

Hakkai: Yay!

Goku: Eh... Yay!

Gojyo: Eh... Party, your attention... "Body hair" (Hakkai hits Gojyo)

Hakkai: That was instructional guidance.

Gojyo: Hm... (sounds disgruntled) Um... Party, your attention... Alcohol topic! Liquor!

(Hakkai and Gojou clap twice)

Hakkai: Tequila! Goku, please clap your hands too.

Goku: ah, ok!

(They clap twice)

Goku: Beer!

Hakkai: That's the way.

(They clap twice)

(Silence.... )

Hakkai: Sanzo loses, right?

Sanzo: What sort of joke is this?

Goku: But you didn't give an answer!

Sanzo: Since when did I join in?

Gojyo: This is a penalty game...

Sanzo: I'll kill you guys.

Hakkai: It's the rules!

Goku: As his penalty, what does he have to do?

Gojyo: Let's see... (starts telling the punishment, but sanzo interrupts him, I didn't get the punishment - based on the rest of the track, the punishment is to dance naked for the rest of the group)

Sanzo: Play it again.

Goku: Huh? But...

(Sanzo cocks his gun)

Sanzo: Again.

Hakkai: Fine. Then, I'll start. Battles on the mountain game!!

All, with a grumpy sanzo joining in: Yay!

Hakkai: Party, your attention! Nicknames for Gojyo! Kappa! (TN: Water sprite)

(3 sets of double claps)

Goku: Ero-kappa! (TN: Pervy water sprite)

(Claps)

Sanzo: Kuso-kappa (TN: Shitty water sprite)

(Claps)

Gojyo: Handsome.

(Claps)

Hakkai: Cleavage offender

(claps)

Goku: Cockroack-kappa

(Claps)

Sanzo: Punk-ass kappa I can't get rid of.

(Claps)

Gojyo: hey.

Goku: AH!!! Gojyo loses!

Hakkai: Punishment!

Gojyo: Isn't it too late to set a punishment!

Sanzo: Hurry up and dance naked for us!

Gojyo: Ara, Sanzo-sama, you want to see me naked that badly? Per-vert! (TN: He's speaking with a lisp here)

Sanzo: You want to be naked?

Gojyo: What I'm saying is that it's ineffective!

Hakkai: Gojyo, if you break the rules, the game won't seem half as fun!

Goku: That's right!

Sanzo: Hah. Why don't you just dance!

Gojyo: What's up with that! Sanzo was the one who lost a bit ago!

Sanzo: Shut up, useless kappa!

Gojyo: What did you say, bald monk!??

Hakkai: Understood! It can't be helped, can it? Both of you, dance please.

Sanzo: hey.

Gojyo: Fuck you! First off, who said we had to dance naked?

Goku: It was you, wasn't it, Gojyo?

Gojyo: Then... who was the one who said we'd play Battles on the mountain game...

Hakkai: It was you, Gojyo, wasn't it?

Sanzo: Accept it. And, you can even do my portion beautifully.

Gojyo: huh? What's up with this selfishly entering a battle as a spectator, you shitty monk?

Hakkai: Well, everyone, please applaud for him.

Gojyo: hey, Hakkai!!

(They all cheer and applaud)

Hakkai: This is a great way to pass time. Isn't that great, Goku?

Goku: Yeah!

Sanzo: Hurry up and do it!

Hakkai: Ah, Dancer, please don't give up, ok?

Gojyo: You asses... I'll remember this!! Damn it! Idiots! With you guys watching... I have to strip... (sounds of him undressing) (sound of him twirling a shirt) Hora hora hora hora (continues to complain)

Goku: Now that I think about it, there was that time that Hakkai lost Mahjong to Gojyo, and Gojyo had to sleep outside...

Sanzo: He's a terrible man.

Hakkai: You two over there... what are you talking about?

Sanzo and Goku: Nothing!