Gojyo:  Jeeze, how long is Goku going to sleep? 

Hakkai: That's true... Should we probably get around to waking him up?

Sanzo: Later is ok.  If he can't be on time, I say he can go without a meal. 

Gojyo: oh! That's our self-made visitor. Don't be so harsh.

Sanzo: who's the visitor? (TN: ok, this visitor, it *might* also be some sort of play on 'gunslinger' or

something of the like... houmon can mean muzzle or gunpoint... sha is 'person')

(sound of door opening)

Hakkai: Ah! Goku! Good, you've woken up.

Gojyo: You almost missed your meal.

(Goku makes uncomfortable sounds)

Hakkai: Hm? Goku? 

Gojyo: You ok? you forget to get a drink or something? 

Goku: I....

Hakkai: Huh?

Goku: I'm... probably going to die.

(Gojyo says huh? at the same time Hakkai gasps, then Gojyo starts laughing)

Gojyo: Jeeze, you punk... Don't make cold jokes like that, you monkey (TN: well, reeks like a monkey,

kinda)  What the hell is that, thinking about dying... (Laughs)

Goku: It's true. 

(Gojyo's laughter dies)

Hakkai: What do you mean? 

Goku: I can't tell you the reason.

Hakkai: Goku...

Goku: I don't want to bother everyone...

Gojyo: Hey...

(Goku starts crying)

Goku: But... I...

Hakkai: Goku...

Goku: I... don't want to die (TN: I don't want to go there... I assume he's speaking of heaven)  There's

still lots of things I haven't eatten yet!

(Sound of Gojyo standing up)

Gojyo: Well, then, should we prepare for our departure?

Hakkai: Ah, I have things to clean...

Sanzo: Worthless.
(Goku making little noises as they all say this)

Goku: um...

Gojyo: Ah, Sanzo... shouldn't we call the front desk now? (TN: literally the house, not front desk)

Sanzo: why?

Gojyo: Look, we gotta settle the bill (TN: rough guess, I hate translating Gojyo sometimes)

Goku: Wha... What the hell, everyone!!!

Gojyo: huh?

Hakkai: (chuckles) That's not very honest, is it?

Sanzo: If you don't want to die, then try telling us the reason.

Gojyo: If for some reason you can't, then sanzo can just dispatch you in one shot...

Hakkai (laughs): That's true, Goku... What will you do?

(Goku makes a hesitant sound)

Hakkai: Come on... Goku...

Goku:  Last night... after I ate... all of a sudden... my teeth fell out! 

All: teeth?

Goku: I don't have 2 of my back molars anymore!  I had thought that they were strange before, and

throbbingly painful, making my head hurt... I must be sick!!

Hakkai: Gojyo...

Gojyo: Yeah.

Goku: huh?

Hakkai: Over here is good?

Gojyo: yeah. 

Gojyo: One, and...

Goku: What are you...

(Sound of Gojyo forcing Goku's mouth open)

Goku: What are you doing (Very garbled)

Hakkai: Ahhh. that certainly is an amazing cavity, isn't it...

Goku: Huh?

Hakkai: Because after meals, you haven't been brushing your teeth properly.

Gojyo: Monkeys can't do feats like that, right, monkey-chan?

(Goku gets loose)

Goku: I'm... not going to die?

Hakkai: hmmm... I haven't ever heard of someone dying of a bad tooth...

Goku: Then... then... I'll be able to eat lots of good things?

Hakkai: Well, that's so.

Goku: Nikuman, and yakisoba, and Takoyaki, and rice bowls... I can still eat them?

Gojyo: You... If you're going to live, you're going to eat...

Goku laughs nervously:  What, is that so? That really clears up my thoughts (TN: something like that)

What...

(Sound of Sanzo standing)

Sanzo: Goku.

Goku: huh?

Hakkai: That's true, that's true.  in order to eat good food after this, there's something you have to

do, isn't there.

Gojyo: That's true... Raise your right hand when it hurts, monkey-chan.

Goku: eh?

Sanzo: Let's take you to a great place...

Goku: Um....

(Sanzo laughs)

Sanzo: Come on.

Gojyo and Hakkai, in their ways of saying: Let's go.

Goku: I don't wanna! I dun wanna dun wanna dun wanna!!

Sanzo: Shut up!

(Sounds of Goku protesting)

Sanzo: If you're going to do that (IE eat), we're taking you to a good group (???)(TN: goku's protesting

a lot... couldn't hear Sanzo's line very well)

Goku: Let go of me!!

Hakkai: uuuu, a dentist with good arms would be good, don't you think?

Gojyo:  or a guy with a gun under his shirt (TN: really guessing here, damn goku for protesting so much)

Hakkai: that's true... it's certainly hard to find a good dentist... (TN: yet another guess)