Hostess: Greetings. Welcome to Benny's.

Gojyo (whistles): The shop employee's hot.

Hakkai: Please stop, Gojyo. It's embarassing.

Goku: Ah, I haven't gone to this sort of place much before.

Sanzo: There's 4 of us.

Hostess: 4 of you, right? Do you smoke?

Hakkai: Ah, a smoking table, please.

Hostess: Then, please follow me. This way.

Gojyo: I'd say she's 21, don't you think?

Sanzo: Where are you getting that figure from?

Gojyo: I know by her skin and stomach. Someone like me is used to it.

Hakkai: We don't want to be used to it.

Goku: Hey, hey. What's that?

Gojyo: Huh? It's a drink bar.

Hakkai: It's a self-service all you can drink, Goku.

Goku: No way. I can drink all of that?

Sanzo: If you want to make us get kicked out.

Hostess: Is this table good?

Hakkai: yes.

Goku: Ah, Gojyo, scoot over a bit.

Gojyo: I don't wanna.

Goku: Don't say "I don't wanna", I'm cramped!

Sanzo: You're noisy!

Hostess: When you've decided on your orders, please press that button.

Gojyo: O---k

Goku: Hmmm, this? (presses button)

All but Goku: DON"T PUSH IT, STUPID!

Goku: It made a sound! That surprised me.

(Hostess laughs)

Hakkai: Ah, excuse us for being noisy.

(Hostess laughs again)

Hostess: Ah, no. Please, take your time.

Gojyo: Nice... She got a boyfriend?

Hakkai: Please don't ask me.

Sanzo: Pick your order, not your women.

Gojyo: Yeah yeah. I wonder what I should get...

Goku: Eh... I'm hungry... Uwo, that looks tasty!

Hakkai: (TN: this line was difficult, this is a guess on it) They have a calorie-less dressing that they use.

Family restaurants these days are amazing, aren't they.

Gojyo: Now that you mention it, they have this, too! Let's get this, Goku!

Goku: Which?

Gojyo: (TN: I so hope I'm not hearing him right...) Beautiful breast milk.

Goku: I'll eat anything that tastes good.

Gojyo: So it's come to that.

Hakkai: Sanzo, please give it up and let go of the dessert page... We only have 2 menus.

Sanzo: ok.

Goku: Ahhhhh, they all look tasty!

Gojyo: (TN: I so hope again that I'm not hearing him right) Don't masturbate, you're going to fast (turning the

pages) I can't see.

Goku: I've decided! I'll eat it all.

Sanzo: This table can't hold all those plates.

Goku: If it can support them when they come, it's ok, isn't it?

Gojyo: Have you decided? I'm pushing the button.

Hakkai: Ah! Please wait. I haven't yet.

Goku: Hakkai, you're slow!

Gojyo: You really are indecisive sometimes...

Hakkai: That's a bad reputation. I'm not like Goku, I like to limit myself to fine dining every day. It's

important to ask myself "What will I be able to eat today".

Goku: It doesn't really matter what you eat today, because there's tomorrow and the day after, too.

Hakkai: Well, I suppose that's so...

Sanzo: Then, it's fine.

Hakkai: Ah! wait!

(Sanzo presses the button)

Goku: Ah! I wanted to press the button!

Hakkai: You pressed it, didn't you Sanzo. (TN: *cowers from Hakkai) I will curse you eternally...

Sanzo: You can curse me, just hurry up and decide. The waitress is coming.

Waitress: I apologize for the wait. Have you decided?

Gojyo: I'll take the grilled steak. The set with rice and soup. and then, squid ?? , and a draft beer.

Waitress: ok.

Goku: Let's see. One Italian hamburger steak, (ah, heck, suffice it to say he orders a lot. he's going too quick

for me ot understand it all) and one Drink Bar.

Gojyo: You're only a quick talker at times like this, aren't you?

Sanzo: One Japanese style curry udon bowl, with the drink bar.

Hakkai: Um... I'll have the (some sort of pasta, sorry, can't understand it) and drink bar set. Anything else?

Goku: Ah! and then, one Benny's special debut bar.

Gojyo: Uwa, you can eat that? isn't that a tower parfeit?

Sanzo: Two of those parfeits.

Gojyo: Are you two female high-school students?

Waitress: Would you like dessert after the meal?

Goku: Yes!

Waitress: Then, let me recite back the order. (takes a deep breath, and reads back the order... it's god-awful

long)

(they're impressed)

Waitress: Then, let me take your menus. Please help yourselves to the drink bar.

Goku: Ok!

Hakkai: Let's go, Goku. Sanzo, shall I bring you back a drink?

Sanzo: Yeah, Iced coffee, no, Ginger ale is good.

Goku: Got it.

(Sanzo and Gojyo try to light up as the other two walk off)

Sanzo: Hey, lend me your lighter.

Gojyo: 100 yen.

Sanzo: Are you an old man selling cheap sweets, you ass?

(sanzo manages to light up, then footsteps coming to the table)

Waitress: Thanks for waiting, here is your beer.

Gojyo: Yes, thanks. Eh... young woman, is this your part-time job?

Waitress: Ah, yes.

Gojyo: eh, oya, that cute uniform suits you. I thought maybe you were a model.

Waitress: ah, oh my, you're wrong!

Sanzo: 'ke

(More footsteps)

Goku: Ah, Gojyo's flirting again!

Hakkai: There's no helping it. To Gojyo, meal and flirting are synonyms.

Gojyo: I'd call it a status.

Sanzo: What a cheap life.

Gojyo: Shut up, Highschool girl.

Hakkai: Here, Sanzo. Your Ginger Ale.

Sanzo: Ah. Hm?

Goku: That's half coffee.

Gojyo and Sanzo: That's disgusting.

Goku: I didn't do it.

Hakkai: It's because you didn't seem to know which you wanted to drink, Sanzo.

Gojyo: It's revenge, revenge for a bit ago.

(Sanzo drinks)

Sanzo: It's not that undrinkable.

Goku: He's drinking it.

Gojyo: Your revenge failed, Hakkai.

Hakkai: That is a main point of quality for Sanzo's lack of sense of taste.

(Pause of silence)

Goku: The food hasn't come yet.

Hakkai: When we asked for that much food, there's probably a panic in the kitchen around this time.

(sounds of impatience)

Gojyo: Goku, go ask if they need help.

Goku: Huh? What's with that!

Gojyo: If she carrys them all, there'll be an accident.

Goku: by who?

Hakkai: Well, then, Gojyo, please go do that too.

Gojyo: What is "that"?

Sanzo: It's too much

Gojyo (quickly): It's too much! It's not particularly my items to be carried!

Goku: It suits you, it suits you!

Sanzo: Someone only has one redeeming feature.

Gojyo: I just have too many redeeming features.

(Impatient sounds)

Sanzo: It's not coming.

Hakkai: It isn't coming, is it...

Goku: What if they forgot us?

Gojyo: Like they could forget, all that food?

Goku: hey, go check.

Gojyo: Stop it. It's embarassing.

Hakkai: They can think we're a really starving group.

Goku: We are starving!

Sanzo: Only you are.

Goku: But, I haven't eatten anything since this morning!

Sanzo: That's because Hakkai took the wrong highway and took us to a strange place!

Hakkai: So this becomes my fault? Gojyo was the one looking at the map and navigating!

Gojyo: What? I was the one setting the course? With no regard for the boss monk who's always sleeping?

Sanzo: Why am I responsible for the whole world!!

Hakkai: Aren't you all just hungry, everyone? (TN: IE that's why they're fighting)

Goku: Anyhow, it's Gojyo's fault that I'm hungry!!

Gojyo: Fuck you, shitty monkey!! If you think you want to, let's step out!!

Goku: Like we can eat while we step out, stupid!!

Gojyo: You're the only one I don't want calling me stupid, idiot!!

Sanzo: YOU'RE NOISY!!

(Halisan attack!)

Gojyo and Goku: Gyaa!

(sound of the table being knocked over)

Hakkai: Uwaa!

Gojyo: Otto!

Goku: Uwaa, you knocked apart the table stem!!

Hakkai: Sh! Goku, your voice is loud!!

Gojyo: hey, when it got hit, the drinks spilled!

Goku: Wha-wha-wha-wha-what are we going to do about this?

Hakkai: If they find out, we'll have to reimburse them...

Sanzo: We've gotta support what we broke...

Goku: If we stay supporting it, I won't be able to eat!!

Gojyo: It's your fault, Sanzo!

Sanzo: You two broke it in the end!!

Hakkai: Please stop the bickering!

Goku: No matter how you look at it, it looks strange, all of us holding up the table!

Gojyo: Knowing our luck, they'll bring the food now!

Waitress: I'm sorry for making you wait so long!

All: The food came!

(end)